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Post by trashboat on November 17th 2014, 5:30 am

Spinny sat in his QLTY-class EVE cruiser. His fists were clenched tightly as he began to sob.
"Spinnythings, my lord?" asked Ava as she began to wrap her arms around his shoulders. Suddenly, Spinny slammed his fists against his chair.
"Fuck YOU, BITCH! You don't fucking touch me," he screamed, splattering spittle and a single tooth into the air. Spinny quickly walked away from Ava, who released a torrent of tears at the outburst and was sitting on her knees with her hands buried into her red face.
"She'll get over it," Spinny mumbled to himself as he opened the door to his tactician's quarters, xxB0NG_GRIPPERxx. B0NG turned himself awkwardly, as if Lord Spinny were intruding upon his private time.
"Can you tell me who we're going to attack, now?" he inquired for the eleventh time, shrugging his shoulders and raising his right brow.
"I'll FUCKING tell you. We're going to invade the tyrants at Thunderdome," spoke the agitated Spinny. "For Tomoko... my love."
He began to shake uncontrollably, and as he walked out of his door, he whispered, "Now kill yourself."


this shit never fails to make me laugh
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Post by salty on November 17th 2014, 9:11 am

Tomoko will never grasp the sheer magnitude of spinny's love
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Post by Guest on November 17th 2014, 9:25 am

Space Pirate Captain Spinny fights a never ending battle to avenge the ban of his lost love, by sitting on his computer and breathing heavily while furiously typing.

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Post by spicy on November 17th 2014, 3:30 pm

haha oaky always makes funny shit like that
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Re: never forget oaky's amazing story about spinnythings

Post by spicy on November 17th 2014, 4:36 pm

helloimtomoko wrote:
salty wrote:Tomoko will never grasp the sheer magnitude of spinny's love

yes i will

hes the only whiteknight in history that aroused his fair maiden and made her crave the D
spinny's flacid penis twitches somewhere in the vast expanse of kansas at the senses of his love tomoko appreciating him
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Post by professional crybaby on November 17th 2014, 4:37 pm

"tomokock-san O-O" - SPINNY on meeting tomoko, otx con 2016
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Post by cya on September 17th 2016, 1:17 pm

never 4get

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Post by george lucas on September 17th 2016, 1:33 pm

Pls don't bump ancient threads they should remain untouched for posterity also this is good
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Post by toby on September 17th 2016, 2:55 pm

room wrote:never 4get
room don't become rt
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Post by salty on September 17th 2016, 7:56 pm

froggy wrote:
salty wrote:Tomoko will never grasp the sheer magnitude of spinny's love

yes i will

hes the only whiteknight in history that aroused his fair maiden and made her crave the D
tomoko confirmed straight for spinny
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Post by spicy on September 18th 2016, 9:48 am

samoyed wrote:
room wrote:never 4get
room don't become rt
very true
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Re: never forget oaky's amazing story about spinnythings

Post by killa on korinth on September 18th 2016, 1:26 pm

I thought trashboat was back but I was dissapointed to find out it was just room being a fag

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Post by cya on September 18th 2016, 1:48 pm

no it was me uncovering C O M E D Y G O L D for the masses

shut thef fuck up

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Post by george lucas on September 18th 2016, 2:38 pm

then you make a new thread or something and copypaste
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Post by toby on September 18th 2016, 2:54 pm

ok no dab
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Post by cya on September 18th 2016, 5:49 pm

c o m e d y g o l d

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Post by Tyson on September 18th 2016, 5:57 pm

when is otxcon?
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Re: never forget oaky's amazing story about spinnythings

Post by toby on September 18th 2016, 6:41 pm

room wrote:c o m e d y g o l d
"i want to improve my karma"-room, days before making it clear that he wants way more negative karma
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Post by cya on September 18th 2016, 7:04 pm

dogman i think its been made clear that i no longer give a shit about vol of testosterone, i'm never getting that shit back up to zero

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Post by toby on September 18th 2016, 7:15 pm

legit all you need to do is get 240 upvotes to bring that back into positives
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Post by toby on September 18th 2016, 7:21 pm

i'll even start you off
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Re: never forget oaky's amazing story about spinnythings

Post by spicy on September 19th 2016, 10:32 am

Tyson wrote:when is otxcon?
already happened

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Post by cya on September 19th 2016, 2:57 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh

oh wait

are you serious

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Post by toby on September 19th 2016, 4:03 pm

no
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