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Post by professional crybaby on November 5th 2014, 7:07 pm

here in this thread exists a repository of jmm's greatest hits, best quotes, quality moments and anything i could find about him that i haven't already posted in an obvious and accessible location

i have thus come to the conclusion that this guy was like the proto-flamingdinner in terms of sheer output of quality

anyways, read on o glorious people of the thunderdome

EDIT: updated to include several archive links because of JMM's volatile tendency to delete things at random, also OP will be expanded a bit as time goes on as i scour his 137 pages of minecraft.net comments

researching the past on jmm, part une:

julienmauricemort replied to a comment from ynotdrol2 7 months ago
Fuck this video, fuck this channel, fuck anti-bronies, and fuck you too god damn cunt.
0:36
Ponyfags in a nutshell
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If you haven't noticed. Yes I am blocking bronies and deleting their comments.
/dealwithit

julienmauricemort replied to a comment from DoomsdayEntertain 11 months ago
Spitfire, one of equestria's finest fliers.
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Spitfire julienmauricemort replied to a comment from DoomsdayEntertain 11 months ago
Spitfire, one of equestria's finest fliers.
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jmm on ottd:


derp

HTTPS would be nice for login/signup

I don't like it when things like passwords aren't protected across the net.

[in response to being called gay]
Nein, du dummkopf

[in response to being called gay again]
And you're just a homophobe :)

and of course,

MOST OF YOU ANTI-BRONIES
Have anime related avatars..

Ironic, isn't it?

part deux, oakychat:
[3:54:20 PM] oaky: hi honey!
[3:55:21 PM] Elektrastallion: who are you?
[3:55:29 PM] oaky: seth lel
[3:55:34 PM] Elektrastallion: oh
[3:55:39 PM] oaky: dont be a little bitch add me
[3:55:39 PM] Elektrastallion: Elektrastallion has shared contact details with oaky.
[3:55:41 PM] oaky: there we go
[3:55:42 PM] Elektrastallion: i did
[3:55:45 PM] oaky: hi!!!!!!!!!!!
[3:55:59 PM] Elektrastallion: browsing throught the leaked hl2 source
[3:56:06 PM] oaky: thats piracy and that is wrong
[3:56:17 PM] Elektrastallion: no, it was leaked looooong ago
[3:56:23 PM] oaky: who gives a fuck it's still piracy nerd
[3:56:27 PM] Elektrastallion: on google code
[3:56:32 PM] oaky: and
[3:56:35 PM] Elektrastallion: i'm only studying it
[3:56:51 PM] oaky: 'i only broke the law for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES' doesnt fucking matter
[3:56:59 PM] Elektrastallion: it would have removed a while ago if valve requested
[3:57:02 PM] oaky: go study some free open source software made in c like a true hero
[3:57:10 PM] oaky: lel 'eradicate something from the internet'
[3:57:26 PM] oaky: why do you hate american freedoms?
[3:57:32 PM] Elektrastallion: i don't
[3:57:39 PM] oaky: piracy is WRONG stop
[3:57:57 PM] oaky: you have been reported and your computer privileges will be removed immediately
[3:58:04 PM] Elektrastallion: oh noez
[3:58:22 PM] oaky: le unfunny 'noez' welcome to 2003 faggot
[3:58:38 PM] Elektrastallion: i read up on the history of valve and i came across the source leak article
[3:58:44 PM] oaky: valve sucks reading is for nerds
[3:58:47 PM] oaky: obviously not a true american
[3:58:56 PM] Elektrastallion: i have a feeling you're from td
[3:59:00 PM] oaky: sethi
[3:59:00 PM] oaky: xzon
[3:59:01 PM] oaky: faggot
[3:59:06 PM] Elektrastallion: k
[3:59:28 PM] oaky: i have a feeling your gay because you have a shitty mlp crayon drawing as an avatar lel
[3:59:58 PM] oaky: hey jmm
[4:00:03 PM] Elektrastallion: knew it
[4:00:04 PM] oaky: your gay
[4:00:07 PM] Elektrastallion: *you're
[4:00:14 PM] oaky: your bad at spelling idiot lel
[4:00:25 PM] oaky: your so gay it hurts
[4:00:41 PM] oaky: you are this much gay
[4:00:53 PM] Elektrastallion: and if i was gay, why would it be a problem
[4:01:05 PM] oaky: being gay is a sin you fag enabler retard
[4:01:24 PM] Elektrastallion: i'm not religious
[4:01:26 PM] Elektrastallion: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[4:01:26 PM] oaky: i guess thats not in the animal bible because your fucking gay and chew on horse dick instead of man dick
[4:01:34 PM] oaky: if i don't believe in gravity does it go away
[4:01:36 PM] oaky: checkmate atheist
[4:01:43 PM] Elektrastallion: i'm agnostic
[4:01:59 PM] oaky: agnostics are athiests that are too scared to voice their opinion on da internet
[4:02:05 PM] Elektrastallion: nope
[4:02:07 PM] oaky: ye
[4:02:40 PM] oaky: are you scared someone might send you a nasty comment that says "atheism sux" so you want to come off as being sooper mature by calling yourself a dicknogisticfuck
[4:02:54 PM] Elektrastallion: i realy don't care about religion
[4:03:11 PM] oaky: that's what they all say if you didn't care why did you choose to ignore god?
[4:03:13 PM] oaky: checkmate atheist
[4:01:43 PM] Elektrastallion: i'm agnostic
[4:01:59 PM] oaky: agnostics are athiests that are too scared to voice their opinion on da internet
[4:02:05 PM] Elektrastallion: nope
[4:02:07 PM] oaky: ye
[4:02:40 PM] oaky: are you scared someone might send you a nasty comment that says "atheism sux" so you want to come off as being sooper mature by calling yourself a dicknogisticfuck
[4:02:54 PM] Elektrastallion: i realy don't care about religion
[4:03:11 PM] oaky: that's what they all say if you didn't care why did you choose to ignore god?
[4:03:13 PM] oaky: checkmate atheist
[4:03:37 PM] oaky: did you know wanting to fuck horses makes you gay this is a scientific fact proven by nasa
[4:03:38 PM] Elektrastallion: his/her/it's existence is unkown
[4:03:54 PM] Elektrastallion: although i don't deny the existence of one
[4:03:55 PM] oaky: nasa proves you are gay you cant change the TRUTH
[4:04:05 PM] Elektrastallion: commedy gold
[4:04:09 PM] oaky: gay == sin == bad == hell which you don't believe in == wrong == atheist
[4:04:21 PM] oaky: what's your move ignorant fag enabler
[4:04:22 PM] Elektrastallion: nope
[4:04:40 PM] Elektrastallion: why make such a huge ass deal about it
[4:04:42 PM] oaky: saying 'nope' when you've got nothing else left to say doesnt make you mattur (lel texas)
[4:04:48 PM] oaky: because fucking horses is gross and unpure
[4:05:20 PM] Elektrastallion: did i say i was ever going to violate a REAL horse? nope
[4:05:40 PM] oaky: when the sinner reaches the gates of heaven and has to explain being a pedophile that practices beastiality he too will try to explain himself to saint peter
[4:06:45 PM] oaky: just like the pedophiles that jerk it to anime and shit did you know it's still child pornography you human-hating faggot
[4:06:54 PM] oaky: what's wrong with real porn come on man up you little bitch

part troix, roblox:
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=91991976
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=96311824
OTTD is officially the most stupid site in excistence
Posted: 04-25-2013 09:59 PM
For crying out loud, you raided over 20 forums, including legosee'ds
yeah, that's right. LEGOSEED'S

WHO HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=95859394
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=101981494
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=99385218
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=96224754

part quatre, repository of quotes:

Oh good god

You can't do worth crap other than copy and paste software and spam "ATUSIM SO AUTISTIC RITE!!!" on your stupid site.

Here's an idea: Delete you crappy OTTD

It's one of the worst forums in existence.

I was the only one who used grammar while the rest of them just go on some idiotic nonsense post spree.

Re: JOIN OT THUNDERDOME
Posted by julienmauriemort on 3/17/2013 8:10:48 AM
Post this again, and I will brute attack it.

It's officially WORSE than 4chan

Yeah, I said it.

Oh my god
Did one of your users just really say I "stole" templates?

The amount of hypocrisy and stupidity is off the damn charts!
All YOU did was copy and paste phpBB into your damn web directory.

My mom knows [about him being a flutterphile] (she's ok-ish with it), and plans to tell my dad. I fear he'll chew me out on it.

[when someone posted something about the above on ROT]
Why did you post this?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE

You realize your forum has a report button to report it to fm right? Because there's hundreds of reasons your site could be deleted in an instant.

You know what? I wouldn't have really cared about your forum, but you pushed it waaaaaay to far. That's why I despise it. Maybe if you all didn't act self centered and na'ive, I would respect your forum.

[after being told that c++ sucks]
Do the world a favor and leave this world. I don't tolerate bigots like you.

I'm done with OT.
Posted: 04-28-2013 10:48 PM
I'm tired of dealing with the 3 bigots that continue to harass, PA, and downright abuse their rights to this site.

http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=96224754
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=96226980
And then the fact that there's 4 bigots spamming my inbox.

It's really testing my tolerance limit.

My god! Here we are with the HYPOCRITES again!

One more post
I dare you, one more idiotic post

I will make a rant video on the scum of society like you.
I dare you


Re: daily reminder that you should not use C++
Posted: 04-29-2013 05:43 PM
Daily reminder that you should stick to your horrendous forum.

Guess what RTCity, most anime is for little girls too.
Hypocrite.

You're dead to me hasbro.
Posted: 08 Feb 2013 08:58 PM
First, you shut down MLP Online, and now you just shut down Fighting is Magic. Mark my words, I will make the person responsible for this rethink there actions.

Working on a 3D OpenGL engine. Most likely will be infdev until releases are mature and mostly bug free. I also produce EDM style music.

Who doesn't hate OTTD?

It's hilarious how that forum is filled with hyocritical weaboos.

I know what it [hypocrite] means, dumb dumb.

Respect for humanity is gone. Forever gone.

The hilarious thing is that they call every single brony crap, yet their anime section is full "OMG SO DESU KAWAII XD!". So much irony.

RTCity called me a [banned] yet he posted a picture of him with an anime body pillow. I couldn't comprehend the stupidity.

[in response to swb making a post claiming ammy took a pic of himself making out with an anime body pillow while girls looked at him]
@star
Oh my god...
Ammy has yet to be the biggest hypocrite I've come across. I mean, seriously.

I think he [Seth] got p3rm4'd off of OTR along with his ci1cl3j3rk p4ls. (Got filtered for absolutely no reason.)

[after getting blown the fuck up by corngod]
I was talking to someone else, kfc.

[to epoch]
It's like you're wanting people to hate you.

I can't wait for the day everyone on TD get's IP'd on roblox.

You call this [ROBLOX] a crap site? lol, not surprising coming from a TD embracer.

Grow up? I'm not the one going around saying "LEL GET WRECKED XD U SUKS CUZ U LIKE MLP LOL LELE".

I didn't even make this thread, dumb dumb.

[after getting beaten down by a million posts]
I'm not even going to bother with your idiocy anymore.

[right after the above]
You didn't win crap.

Get something called originality and logic.

You [oaky] obviously don't know what c++ is mainly used for.



part cinq, images:
his desktop

jmm replies to my roblox chainmail

mega screencaps his beautiful face










his cat


julien's room



part last, assorted jmm shit:
JMM's name is Luke Visser, according to several of his profiles. He lives in Texas.

http://elektrastallion.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/Elektrastallion (https://archive.is/hDiYQ)
http://elektrastallion.deviantart.com/ (https://archive.is/1dGo0)
http://elektrastallion.bandcamp.com/ (https://archive.is/lJIZI)
https://soundcloud.com/elektrastallion (https://archive.today/6JMWF)
http://www.livestream.com/estallion (https://archive.is/rFcwq)
https://www.dubstepforum.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=173411&sid=21532721c965cdc21cf4b8091cd8bc42 (https://archive.is/Rq0Jp and https://archive.is/vYkmP and https://archive.is/64VTO)
http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/jmm98 (https://archive.is/http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/jmm98/posts*)
http://howcanimakeablog.com/hcmblogclub/programming-videos/mysql-for-beginners-tutorial-1-introduction-to-basics/#comment-2489 (https://archive.is/1WBrB)
http://www.zippyfire.com/user.php?id=elektrastallion
https://www.reddit.com/user/ponybau5 (https://archive.is/4paDs
https://archive.is/q4Lhs
https://archive.is/kJQlR
https://archive.is/IhQJP
https://archive.is/uqwws
https://archive.is/TjUZt
https://archive.is/45Vbs)


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Post by killa on korinth on November 5th 2014, 7:33 pm

gold

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Post by peacing the fuck out on November 5th 2014, 7:39 pm

stupid
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Post by killa on korinth on November 6th 2014, 3:50 am

also
he was apparently stupid enough to fall for a phishing site and get his steam account hacked

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Post by carl on November 6th 2014, 3:51 am

you forgot the reddit posts man, can't let that slip lol
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Post by professional crybaby on November 6th 2014, 5:53 am

i didnt include the reddit posts cuz we have a thread for that
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Post by spicy on November 6th 2014, 4:40 pm

carl wrote:you forgot the reddit posts man, can't let that slip lol
some of the best
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Post by carl on November 6th 2014, 8:43 pm

never forget the size 6 pampers
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Post by mega on November 7th 2014, 2:52 pm

i do have some other pics i never really shared


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Post by spicy on November 7th 2014, 4:15 pm

ornio hornio wrote:i do have some other pics i never really shared


where'd you get these

you know jmm sure has taken a lot of pictures of himself
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Post by peacing the fuck out on November 8th 2014, 10:02 pm

the truth is out there
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Post by cya on December 5th 2014, 4:29 pm

oh holy fuck this person barely fits in with ROT, he was on otx at one point?

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Post by killa on korinth on December 5th 2014, 4:31 pm

DNF wrote:oh holy fuck this person barely fits in with ROT, he was on otx at one point?
yea, and immediately got kicked out for making ROT-tier shitposts and generally being a major loser

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Post by professional crybaby on December 5th 2014, 4:32 pm

he was literally persona non grata from every spinoff (even the rejs and faux otx) because of me
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Post by killa on korinth on December 5th 2014, 4:34 pm

c. robin, muffin man wrote:he was literally persona non grata from every spinoff (even the rejs and faux otx) because of me
latin is dead

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Post by cya on December 5th 2014, 4:34 pm

can we invite some of the worst people from ROT just to ban them

i'm a dumbshit


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Post by killa on korinth on December 5th 2014, 4:35 pm

DNF wrote:can we invite some of the worst people from ROT just to ban them
no

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Post by professional crybaby on December 5th 2014, 4:36 pm

oaky literally takes latin lol
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Post by cya on December 5th 2014, 4:36 pm

that was fucking retarded i'm sorry

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Post by killa on korinth on December 5th 2014, 4:36 pm

c. robin, muffin man wrote:oaky literally takes latin lol
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Post by professional crybaby on December 5th 2014, 4:38 pm

just stop room
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Post by spicy on December 5th 2014, 6:52 pm

DNF wrote:can we invite some of the worst people from ROT just to ban them
thats a fucking retarded idea
"lol trolled u!!!! XDDDD"
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Post by professional crybaby on December 5th 2014, 7:52 pm

it wouldn't even work either; ROT is unbelievably paranoid of keyloggers nowadays and if we linked them to here they'd probably flip their shit
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Post by Guest on December 5th 2014, 8:03 pm

Its no wonder how I mixed James up with him.

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Post by Ugly on December 5th 2014, 8:04 pm

i dont think james is serious though
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