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Post by Mac B on October 28th 2017, 8:46 am

It was 9 O' clock on a Tuesday afternoon. Garfeald Tyson had returned from hours of watching Super Super Sumos at his office job, opposed to completing correspondences between contractors and construction committees as per his job's labor demand, however his seniority in his company had earned him a cozy seat of few work days and low labor demand. Upon reaching the driveway leading up to his 2-story house, he noticed a car already parked at his house, one that he'd never seen before. Once parked, he got out of the car and approached the situation cautiously, one hand on his rooty tooty point n' shooty as he opened the door, ready to dispatch of any burglar'eers at a moment's notice. "Hark! Who goes there!" He shouted into what appeared to be an empty house. There was no response. He left the door open as he proceeded into his residence and looked over the living room couch and saw a sight that made his heart stop. Small woman, about 5 foot 5, thick in the breast and thighs, short black hair with a hint of a moustache, spread eagle to a most horrific sight that looked like an apple pie had just been spilled on her bare lap. At first it was too much of a sight, he was about to call animal control before she sounded the voice akin to Gabriel the archangel. "Keroo!"
    Tyson broke out in a cold sweat. The adrenaline pumping told him this was a fight or flight situation, he wasn't about to wait for some authorities to dispatch of the situation when it clearly threatened his safety. "You're fucking crazy if you think I'm diving into that moldy pussy!" Tomokono giggled "I'll slob your knob instead." Casino jingles went off in his head, Tyson had hit the jackpot.  Before a minute could end he was going raw into the paint, balls deep in her mouth as he banged it like a hammer. Tomoko was making a noise not unlike the sound someone makes when they slurp up lots of spaghetti. Tyson had a handful of her hair and her ears as steering wheels throughout most of this, and when the fantasy that he was really plowing into the folds of Booma from Super Super Sumos became too much it culminated in a rapture of sour cream and onion. "MHPHPHPHPPHPHPHPHPMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHMPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Mphphph.... mphphphp ...." Replied Blomoko, struggling through the girth in her mouth. Tyson refused to remove it as he'd left the door open and it was chilly oustide.
   A vehicle could be heard entering Tyson's driveway, but Tyson could not see it without moving away from the crime scene, and in the midst of thinking how to approach the situation, the sound of combat boots crushing the Canuckian snow ended at the doorstep, and in stepped the house. "Ay old boy! I brought some Sweet Baby Rays Beef Jer- WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?" Mac froze in place, paralyzed by the grotesque scene before him, the 1 lb bag of beef jerky fell to his feet. After a moment, he could move again, he raised a finger. "YOU... With HER?" his finger motioned accordingly to the two perpetrators. Tyson stammered "Mac, this is NOT what it looks like! I come home from work and this bitch is spread eagle on my c-" he was cut off by Mac's fury. "You two shall be PUNISHED for your impiety! You harlot wretch! Lying with this... Charlatan!" Tomoko, free from Tyson's oppressive magunta spoke condescendingly "What? Mad because you didn't get any?" Mac ceased any further comments; "Enough! I will DANCE a JIG as my forces plow through your pathetic nation!" Cannonballs breached the walls of Tyson's home, while a line of knights charged through, separating Tyson and Kero Kero while a formation of Praetorians broke through the walls, supported by Arquebuses. The knights impaled Tomoko, Boudicca style, and threw her body into a makeshift sacrificial Pyre. Tyson made a last stand in emptying the rounds of his weapon into the advancing Praetorians but their deployed testudo formation protected them from all missile fire. When in range, one thrust forth his gladius and ran through Tyson into the pyre. Mac lit it aflame and the army danced around in religious ecstasy.
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Post by PURVEYOR OF RETRIBUTION on October 28th 2017, 9:07 am

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Post by oaky on October 28th 2017, 9:10 am

MAC WHAT THE FUCK
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Post by mega on October 28th 2017, 9:16 am

wowwies all this white stuff is comingg out of my pepe moms gonna take away my computr... fcuk youu... -________________________-
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Post by guardianoffluffygrphos on October 28th 2017, 9:38 am

Whoa!! Sure hope no1 mskes a BONUS of me!!!!!

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Post by He. on October 31st 2017, 1:33 pm

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Post by guardianoffluffygrphos on November 13th 2017, 12:49 pm

Tihis.hot,,,

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Post by He. on November 13th 2017, 5:52 pm

I’d like to buy a vowel
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Post by Tyson on February 24th 2018, 10:11 am

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Post by guardianoffluffygrphos on February 24th 2018, 12:09 pm

EAT CUM

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Post by oaky on February 24th 2018, 12:35 pm

guardianofappaloosas wrote:EAT CUM
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Post by He. on February 24th 2018, 4:25 pm

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