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This complaint generator is the best

Post by Italian Plumber on January 10th 2017, 6:51 pm

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

you type a name in the complaint generator and you get a dank meme for example:

My complaint about White People

I doubtlessly hope that the material I'm about to present will open some eyes and minds. Let me begin by observing that the proverbs of Theognis, like those of Solomon, are observations on human nature, ordinary life, and civil society, with moral reflections on the facts. I quote him as a witness of the fact that if my memory serves me correctly, we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by White People and his jackals or we establish beyond a shred of doubt that White People's vocation and avocation both involve bowdlerizing all unfavorable descriptions of White People's litanies. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that White People likes jeers that understate the negative impact of phallocentrism. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that I claim we should knock down his house of cards. By “house of cards,” I'm referring to the fragile, highly unstable, and shallow framework of lies on which White People's popularity is based. Without that framework, people everywhere would come to realize that White People is neither morally nor intellectually consistent. If he were, he wouldn't first sound the standard “they're out to get us” call and rally his peeps to destroy our moral fiber then afterwards decry my observation that his causeries are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I weed out people like White People who have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us, his invariant response is to kill innocents in cold blood. To sum it all up, White People lacks the dim flicker of sentience one needs to qualify as an imbecile.

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Post by Mac B on January 10th 2017, 6:51 pm

shut up negro
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Post by appaloosa horse on January 10th 2017, 6:52 pm

OP who u
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Post by spicy on January 10th 2017, 6:52 pm

okay
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Post by salty on January 10th 2017, 6:53 pm

bj's brother?
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Post by salty on January 10th 2017, 6:53 pm

oh yeah this is one of bj's friends i think
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Post by Italian Plumber on January 10th 2017, 6:53 pm

Congo Jack wrote:shut up negro

I'd like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about Mr. Congo Jack with you. Before I begin, let me point out that a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Congo Jack has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise. Rather than pick out appropriate verbs and nouns, he pads all of his sentences with extra syllables to grant them an atmosphere of authority. I, on the other hand, prefer to use simple language to express the sentiment that if Congo Jack had done his homework, he'd know that he says that he does the things he does “for the children” and that therefore the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? Congo Jack thinks we want him to resort to underhanded tactics. Excuse me, but maybe he adamantly maintains that censorship could benefit us. Such beliefs would be entirely factual if it weren't for reality. As it stands, I like to say that Congo Jack has refused to make a public apology for his bestial shenanigans. He never directly acknowledges such truisms but instead tries to turn them around to make it sound like I'm saying that it's foul-mouthed to keep the lines of communication open. I guess that version better fits his style—or should I say, “agenda”? The bottom line is that Mr. Congo Jack is esurient for extreme power and exorbitant wealth.

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Post by Mac B on January 10th 2017, 6:55 pm

want some whiskey five bucks a bottle
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Post by appaloosa horse on January 10th 2017, 8:11 pm

okay
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Post by spicy on January 10th 2017, 8:22 pm

RT LITERALLY SAYS "OK" AND FD FREAKS OUT LMAO
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Post by charles stiles on January 10th 2017, 8:23 pm

Sad!

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Post by spicy on January 10th 2017, 8:27 pm

i wss as oNLY pretend to be a rETAR D!
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Post by george lucas on January 10th 2017, 8:28 pm

Flammarcos wrote:
Him. wrote:RT LITERALLY SAYS "OK" AND FD FREAKS OUT LMAO
that was the joke
GUYS THIS IS WHAT URE DOING 2 ME
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Post by appaloosa horse on January 10th 2017, 8:31 pm

FD is gay tbh
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Post by spicy on January 10th 2017, 8:32 pm

bruh no it aint
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Post by spicy on January 10th 2017, 8:32 pm

appaloosa horse wrote:FD is gay tbh
werent u shitting on fd for calling you a fag earlier
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Post by appaloosa horse on January 10th 2017, 8:34 pm

Him. wrote:
appaloosa horse wrote:FD is gay tbh
werent u shitting on fd for calling you a fag earlier
yes because it's funny
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Post by spicy on January 10th 2017, 8:35 pm

fd is the Shit King Midas
every thread he touches turns to shit
poor multifilmfactory
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Post by appaloosa horse on January 10th 2017, 8:36 pm

Flammarcos wrote:
appaloosa horse wrote:
Him. wrote:
appaloosa horse wrote:FD is gay tbh
werent u shitting on fd for calling you a fag earlier
yes because it's funny
pack it up and go home everyone christian weston wingate was only pretending to be retarded that's a wrap
except it is actually funny to shit on you because you get mad every time without fail
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