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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by george lucas on January 4th 2017, 3:02 pm

& dicks dont work like that
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by tsuyu asui on January 4th 2017, 3:04 pm

george lucas wrote:& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by appaloosa horse on January 4th 2017, 3:04 pm

george lucas wrote:"they" implies any gender
only if the person you're talking to knows about singular they and actually notices you're using it
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by appaloosa horse on January 4th 2017, 3:05 pm

froggy chan wrote:
george lucas wrote:& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china
tomoko i'm not sure if you're aware of this but dicks aren't exactly flexible even when they're not erect so god only knows how you'd fuck yourself without literally breaking a blood vessel or something
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by george lucas on January 4th 2017, 3:06 pm

froggy chan wrote:
george lucas wrote:& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china
im gonna spoiler this
Spoiler:
dicks need to be upright to do their thing and bending them way down and around like that implies would make it impossible to impregnate oneself at least or do serious damage to your dick at the worst
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 3:06 pm

froggy chan wrote:
george lucas wrote:& dicks dont work like that

why not?

it makes sense to me that if there is a peepee and a china next to each other, then the peepee can go into the china
peepee and china sounds like a shitty cartoon
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by george lucas on January 4th 2017, 3:07 pm

PEEPEE AND CHINA GO TO JAPAN!

sounds like adult party cartoon
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 3:10 pm

tomoko knows how a fucking cock works you goobers
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by appaloosa horse on January 4th 2017, 3:12 pm

oaky wrote:tomoko knows how a fucking cock works you goobers
who gives a titty tbh
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by Mac B on January 4th 2017, 3:13 pm

if you had a vagoo and a dingus you could impregnate yourself

its obvious how, but it wouldn't be shovel bending

but i must state for the sake of argument people have literally fucked themselves like that
you know in a flexible state
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by george lucas on January 4th 2017, 3:14 pm

oaky wrote:tomoko knows how a fucking cock works you goobers
i actually didnt realize that for a long time
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by tsuyu asui on January 4th 2017, 3:36 pm

if the penis is straight enough, you can push it down on your crotch like a joystick and then push the vagina forward enough to put both in a 90 degree angle with each other

and no, i get what the "tomoko knows how a fucking cock works" means you queers
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by tsuyu asui on January 4th 2017, 3:41 pm

froggy chan wrote:if the penis is straight enough, you can push it down on your crotch like a joystick and then push the vagina forward enough to put both in a 90 degree angle with each other

and no, i get what the "tomoko knows how a fucking cock works" means you queers

here is a diagram showing what i mean

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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 3:47 pm

running a FEM analysis as we speak to prove if this is possible

my name goes first on the paper
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by Tyson on January 4th 2017, 3:47 pm

the testicles would get in the way, if there were no balls then you'd bend your dick and hear a glowstick snap.
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by tsuyu asui on January 4th 2017, 3:50 pm

i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 3:51 pm

Tyson wrote:the testicles would get in the way, if there were no balls then you'd bend your dick and hear a glowstick snap.
very true
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by appaloosa horse on January 4th 2017, 3:52 pm

nice diagrams
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by Mac B on January 4th 2017, 3:55 pm

froggy chan wrote:i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?
false, those japtoons are filling your brains with perverse misconceptions
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by Tyson on January 4th 2017, 3:55 pm

froggy chan wrote:i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?
male = testes
female = no testes
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 3:56 pm

diseased

PROS: sex master xxx
CONS: will only eat mcdonalds
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by tsuyu asui on January 4th 2017, 3:59 pm

Tyson wrote:
froggy chan wrote:i thought hermaphrodites didnt have testicles?
male = testes
female = no testes

hermaphrodites are both though
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 4:00 pm

tomoko is like an inverse hermaphrodite
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by salty on January 4th 2017, 4:00 pm

not feminine like a woman but not masculine like a man
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Re: BETTER zombie thread

Post by tsuyu asui on January 4th 2017, 4:03 pm

im not a tomboy
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