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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by toby on January 4th 2017, 12:40 pm

tbh i think a zombie apocalypse would impact third world countries a whole lot harder than first world nations
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by Mac B on January 4th 2017, 12:43 pm

oh yeah
and if we're going the scientific zombie route as opposed to the magic zombie route, it'd be more likely to start in a first world country under some locked down lab
you know, like how most zombie movies begin
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by oaky on January 4th 2017, 12:45 pm

a zombie apocalypse would fall apart in hours from all of the retarded brainless creatures stumbling around and rotting or starving or killing themselves without people killing them themselves
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by Mac B on January 4th 2017, 12:58 pm

the thot uprising is more threatening than a potential zombocalypse
trust no thot
they are mere aliens
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by professional crybaby on January 4th 2017, 2:14 pm

Congo Jack wrote:yeah
and everyone would have to really underestimate it at first too, like if they started caring after 100 people turned into zombies and only knew where, say 75 to 80 percent of that 100 were, it'd have a lot better chance at spreading
people would notice immediately let's be real here

when that dude in florida bit someone's face off the media actively went looking around for similar cases we'd know there's a zombie outbreak happening probably within hours of patient zero
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by Mac B on January 4th 2017, 2:16 pm

yeah thats what im saying though, if a zombie outbreak were to feasibly happen, a blind eye would have to be turned to like the first 100 'zombies'
if it climbs to that number and then people start realizing it, it'd be harder to gather them all up - by the time you do they'd've already made about 100 more zombies
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by professional crybaby on January 4th 2017, 2:20 pm

eh, even 100 zombies would be pretty readily contained i think

unless it's an airborne virus or whatever we want to say it is, the mere fact that it basically renders all of its victims as shambling, rotting wrecks would be severely disadvantageous, pretty obvious, and easy to halt. even if the signs weren't immediately obvious, the mere fact that it would be difficult to spread would probably neuter it before it got anywhere like what usually happens with outbreaks of ebola

you'd probably need the perfect storm of misfortune for it to realistically propagate to a point where it couldn't be easily contained
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by Mac B on January 4th 2017, 2:25 pm

i'd estimate the time it takes for someone to become a mindless flesh eater to be like, 5 hours or something
if the first five patients, lets say, lived in different area codes and you could get it as easy as a cold after the first hour or two of infection, there'd be a good chance to nab that many people over a day. my hypothetical model i was previously using was like, 5 patients in completely different parts of the us
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by He. on January 5th 2017, 1:56 pm

Flammarcos wrote:
FUDGIEFIGHTERIA wrote:
Flammarcos wrote:i'm a fucking boy scout dude i may be skinnyfat but i know how to defend myself (for other reasons) how to start a fire how to tie knots and even what equipment to bring

like those "pick only two items for a deserted island" things the answer is always a dutch oven and a knife
somehow i get the feeling being a boy scout doesn't exactly prepare you for the zombie apocalypse tbh
the boy scout motto is "be prepared" it's a general preparedness and life skills program
the boy scout motto is "DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS" because the eaglemaster general big scout will fuck you in the ass like the gay twink you are for being a boyscout
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by guardianofappaloosas on January 5th 2017, 6:56 pm

my dad was in the boy scouts but he evaded being molested because he was a fat kid im not even joking

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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by Mac B on January 5th 2017, 7:27 pm

nice jew joke pussy what next are you going to tell me how the blacks are ruining this nation
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Re: there is a zombie outbreak

Post by Ugly on January 5th 2017, 9:09 pm

id be my own man cuz i can shoot liquid nitrogen out of my hands
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