# ottd death battle

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## ottd death battle

first 4 rounds

charles wingate vs lyndon b johnson
chris wingate vs paul SeBaker
scrooge mcduck vs theodore roosevelt
BJ vs the reanimated shambling corpse of fidel castro

bonus round
rt's gay dragons vs fd's gay dragons

go into in depth detail on how who would win and why

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## Re: ottd death battle

fidel a weak ass nigga couldn't destroy america what a gay FAGGOT

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## Re: ottd death battle

aren't your dragons powered by helium or some b.s. fd

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## Re: ottd death battle

so wouldn't actual fire beat hydrogen dragons

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## Re: ottd death battle

Flamcastro wrote:it's like insulated in bladders in their bodies if you set a dragon on fire and they died of it they'd explode after a few seconds of running around if the cyanide didn't get them first but it's not like if they light a match they die
i'm pretty sure it'd be a bit more than a 'tiny' explosion seeing as hydrogen is incredibly reactive with oxygen when ignited unless your dragons are some tiny motherfuckers

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## Re: ottd death battle

Flamcastro wrote:unless i'm actually wrong in which case i guess dragon corpses make good bombs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen#Combustion

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Flamcastro wrote:the webm in the corner says i'm right
the explosion is being concentrated and channeled through a funnel that's not exactly a great sample to draw conclusions from

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## Re: ottd death battle

Flamcastro wrote:it actually is because there's more hydrogen than would be in a single bladder and the opening is probably wider than the hole that would be melted away in the bladder, and the noise is quieter than a bullet so adjusting all those things means it sounds more or less like a bullet and might make it a bit breezy for a second if you're right next to it
except hydrogen gas burns extremely hot and almost invisible so if you stand 'next to it' you're going to get flash burns lol

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Flamcastro wrote:not literally next to it obviously i meant as close as you could get with a couple hundred pounds of dragon meat between you
if you stand anywhere near it you're going to be pretty uncomfortable

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## Re: ottd death battle

Congo Jack wrote:first 4 rounds

charles wingate vs lyndon b johnson
chris wingate vs paul SeBaker
scrooge mcduck vs theodore roosevelt
BJ vs the reanimated shambling corpse of fidel castro

bonus round
rt's gay dragons vs fd's gay dragons

go into in depth detail on how who would win and why
to answer OPs questions:

lyndon b johnson
me because FD would just bitch about the worker's revolution
theodore because he would trust bust scrooge mcduck
beeJUAAAAAAAAAAY

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## Re: ottd death battle

Flamcastro wrote:you're not going to get flash burns as long as you don't stand in the trajectory of the explosion which is going to be fairly projectile because of the aperture
okay FD i invite you to stand anywhere near a hydrogen explosion in the future and see how well that works for your exposed skin

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## Re: ottd death battle

wow we get front seats to wingate vs baker

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## Re: ottd death battle

Flamcastro wrote:it'd be a fairly small explosion too they'd still be recognizable
explain how your dragons are large enough to fly with 'jets of gaseous hydrogen'

lets estimate

$\bg_white \textrm{Density of H}_2: \rho = 8.99 \times 10^{-5} \textrm{ kg/L}$

you said your dragons cant be 'unrealistically massive' so we can say they weigh 750kg

using the rocket equation

let's make some more assumptions because we dont know anything about fd's fantasy monsters - it needs to reach at least 10m/s (<25 MPH) to make any sense and even still that is outstandingly slow

$\bg_white \Delta v = 10 \textrm{ m/s} = v_e\times ln(\frac{750\textrm{kg}}{m_f})$

how fast can a dragon eject hydrogen (ve)? no idea but looking at shit with squids and scaling up for size lets say a dragon can eject the gas at 50m/s which means that youll need the dragon to have almost 20% of its weight be in hydrogen or around 130-140kg

what's the volume of that? using our density relationship, 140kg of hydrogen at STP is over 1600 cubic meters of uncompressed H2 gas (and even more 'realistically' because the air will probably be warmer than STP)

how the fuck does your dragon fit 1600 cubic meters of gas inside of it? does it compress it using magic? i dont even know how long that H2 would last but you have chosen the least effective propellant gas possible

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i realize now that you meant the hydrogen would get burned like a rocket so the speed is probably much higher but even if you decrease the volume by two orders of magnitude its impossible

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