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Post by Mac B on January 1st 2017, 11:14 am

first 4 rounds

charles wingate vs lyndon b johnson
chris wingate vs paul SeBaker
scrooge mcduck vs theodore roosevelt
BJ vs the reanimated shambling corpse of fidel castro

bonus round
rt's gay dragons vs fd's gay dragons

go into in depth detail on how who would win and why
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Post by He. on January 1st 2017, 11:28 am

fidel a weak ass nigga couldn't destroy america what a gay FAGGOT
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 4:43 pm

tough call, me, teddy, fidel (survived 628 assassination attempts)
don't know much about rt's gay dragons but my gay dragons have a lot going for them like poisonous incendiary projectile mouth weapons and can get quite large and can use weapons and tools. of course they're also grounded in reality so if rt's gay dragons have impossible technology then they're fucked. most mlp dragons are pretty big which isn't realistic so they'd stomp if they're anything like those.
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Post by toby on January 1st 2017, 5:08 pm

aren't your dragons powered by helium or some b.s. fd
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:17 pm

partially a good portion of them can fly which is partially aided by jets of hydrogen gas
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Post by toby on January 1st 2017, 5:23 pm

so wouldn't actual fire beat hydrogen dragons
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:28 pm

it's like insulated in bladders in their bodies if you set a dragon on fire and they died of it they'd explode after a few seconds of running around if the cyanide didn't get them first but it's not like if they light a match they die
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:28 pm

it'd be a fairly small explosion too they'd still be recognizable
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 5:33 pm

Flamcastro wrote:it's like insulated in bladders in their bodies if you set a dragon on fire and they died of it they'd explode after a few seconds of running around if the cyanide didn't get them first but it's not like if they light a match they die
i'm pretty sure it'd be a bit more than a 'tiny' explosion seeing as hydrogen is incredibly reactive with oxygen when ignited unless your dragons are some tiny motherfuckers
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:35 pm

it would obviously sound like a gunshot and have about the same effect i'm just saying it wouldn't kill anyone around them
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:35 pm

unless i'm actually wrong in which case i guess dragon corpses make good bombs
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 5:36 pm

Flamcastro wrote:unless i'm actually wrong in which case i guess dragon corpses make good bombs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen#Combustion

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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:43 pm

the webm in the corner says i'm right
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 5:45 pm

Flamcastro wrote:the webm in the corner says i'm right
the explosion is being concentrated and channeled through a funnel that's not exactly a great sample to draw conclusions from
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:54 pm

it actually is because there's more hydrogen than would be in a single bladder and the opening is probably wider than the hole that would be melted away in the bladder, and the noise is quieter than a bullet so adjusting all those things means it sounds more or less like a bullet and might make it a bit breezy for a second if you're right next to it
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 5:55 pm

Flamcastro wrote:it actually is because there's more hydrogen than would be in a single bladder and the opening is probably wider than the hole that would be melted away in the bladder, and the noise is quieter than a bullet so adjusting all those things means it sounds more or less like a bullet and might make it a bit breezy for a second if you're right next to it
except hydrogen gas burns extremely hot and almost invisible so if you stand 'next to it' you're going to get flash burns lol
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 5:57 pm

not literally next to it obviously i meant as close as you could get with a couple hundred pounds of dragon meat between you
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 5:58 pm

Flamcastro wrote:not literally next to it obviously i meant as close as you could get with a couple hundred pounds of dragon meat between you
if you stand anywhere near it you're going to be pretty uncomfortable
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 6:00 pm

Congo Jack wrote:first 4 rounds

charles wingate vs lyndon b johnson
chris wingate vs paul SeBaker
scrooge mcduck vs theodore roosevelt
BJ vs the reanimated shambling corpse of fidel castro

bonus round
rt's gay dragons vs fd's gay dragons

go into in depth detail on how who would win and why
to answer OPs questions:

lyndon b johnson
me because FD would just bitch about the worker's revolution
theodore because he would trust bust scrooge mcduck
beeJUAAAAAAAAAAY
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 6:00 pm

you're not going to get flash burns as long as you don't stand in the trajectory of the explosion which is going to be fairly projectile because of the aperture
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Post by professional crybaby on January 1st 2017, 6:02 pm

Flamcastro wrote:you're not going to get flash burns as long as you don't stand in the trajectory of the explosion which is going to be fairly projectile because of the aperture
okay FD i invite you to stand anywhere near a hydrogen explosion in the future and see how well that works for your exposed skin
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Post by Flammarcos on January 1st 2017, 6:04 pm

besides i was talking in the context of not having to hope in the jeep and drive a mile for cover when ol' comrade ghileyderadrdjytrada gets shot five feet away from you
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Post by Mac B on January 1st 2017, 6:18 pm

wow we get front seats to wingate vs baker
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Post by oaky on January 1st 2017, 6:27 pm

Flamcastro wrote:it'd be a fairly small explosion too they'd still be recognizable
explain how your dragons are large enough to fly with 'jets of gaseous hydrogen'

lets estimate



you said your dragons cant be 'unrealistically massive' so we can say they weigh 750kg

using the rocket equation


let's make some more assumptions because we dont know anything about fd's fantasy monsters - it needs to reach at least 10m/s (<25 MPH) to make any sense and even still that is outstandingly slow



how fast can a dragon eject hydrogen (ve)? no idea but looking at shit with squids and scaling up for size lets say a dragon can eject the gas at 50m/s which means that youll need the dragon to have almost 20% of its weight be in hydrogen or around 130-140kg

what's the volume of that? using our density relationship, 140kg of hydrogen at STP is over 1600 cubic meters of uncompressed H2 gas (and even more 'realistically' because the air will probably be warmer than STP)

how the fuck does your dragon fit 1600 cubic meters of gas inside of it? does it compress it using magic? i dont even know how long that H2 would last but you have chosen the least effective propellant gas possible


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Post by oaky on January 1st 2017, 6:28 pm

i realize now that you meant the hydrogen would get burned like a rocket so the speed is probably much higher but even if you decrease the volume by two orders of magnitude its impossible
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