THE HISTORY OF OTX AS TOLD BY SNOOP DOGG

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THE HISTORY OF OTX AS TOLD BY SNOOP DOGG

Post by cya on August 18th 2016, 5:55 am

today in otx history, we begin with the origins and early history of otff, otx's first recorded forum, narrated by the mocha brotha himself:

"OTFF fuckin started its existence on July 10th, 2011, pimped by Dogman, n' a thugged-out dizzle lata dat shiznit was opened ta tha public. Users Blitz n' Jayfeather19 was appointed administrators, n' somewhat amusingly, forum was misspelled, a error dat would remain uncorrected fo' awhile.

In its early days, two major thangs occurred, a gangbangin' forum deletion threat n' Goldboo straight-up annihilatin OTFFz P/B section wit over a thousand threadz of spam, da most thugged-out shitty spam battle up in OTx history fo' realz. Afta dat point, not a god damn thang straight-up happened until July 24th, 2011, when RTCity, under tha aliaz of TheNamelessOTer flossed up. Despite it bein painfully obvious dat dat shiznit was him, no muthafucka noticed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da forum fell tha fuck into another lull of uninterestin until August 12th when then moderator Unit123isdeleted fuckin started changin posts da ruffneck didn't like tha fuck into gay remarks. Everyone objected ta it, n' da thug was promptly deleted forever fo' it n' purged from OTFF two minutes later, just afta Da Darthlesley Incident yo. Dude apparently whined ta Jay bout it over ROBLOX but his bangin remarks basically went unnoticed.

Yo, bustin lyrics of tha Darthlesley incident, it started tha dizzle afta Da Unit123 Incident ended. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it fuckin started when Darthlesley - some random Vaktovian - flossed up. Immediately tha forum blew up like a muthafucka up in flamin n' jumpin off bout some shiznit cuz da thug was Vaktovian, n' dis persisted until Darth quit a thugged-out dizzle later n' shit. This incident would be tha last of tha big-ass OTFF incidents until tha late minutez of OTFF."

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Post by Mac B on August 18th 2016, 6:01 am

that's just otff

what generator translator did you use for this meme
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Post by cya on August 18th 2016, 6:07 am

we interrupt at this point to give a quick profile on amsk8r, as information on him is nessecary for understanding much of otx's later histories:

"Amsk8r, also known as Purin, was simultaneously one of OTxz most hyped n' inhyped playas - often referred ta by quantum physicists as Schrödingerz playa yo. His involvement up in committin tha PURge, administration of tha original gangsta OTSW n' its ancient predecessor, OTSW 1.0, leadershizzle of tha Shiznitpost Squad/Funpost Squad, n' co-ballershizzle of OTRepository helped ta cultivate a unusual n' terrifyingly cult-like following durin his cold-ass time as head of OTThunderdome yo. His contributions ta tha now-retired weapons arsenal of tha Shiznitpost Squad, helga n' its successor, irene, is well-known. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude held admin status on OTThunderdome n' remains tha smoker of tha decrepit otrecliner followin tha Thunderdome Bonfire n' migration ta OTXTest (whose administration lata obtained exclusive control of tha OTThunderdome domain) yo. Dude is sought by internationistic authoritizzles fo' a latitude of crimes committed against 97 different sovereign entities, includin tha United Hoods, Canada, n' tha Principalitizzle of Sealand."


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Post by cya on August 18th 2016, 6:17 am

we return to story of otff, as snoop spins a tale of their middle and late period, gradually waning toward the forum's eventual demise:

"When all tha shiznit took a dirt nap down afta Darthlesley came n' went, OTx underwent a straight-up long lull up in which pretty much not a god damn thang bangin-ass happened on tha forum fo' a phat four or five months. Mostly, tha forum was characterized up in dis period by a dunkadelic like of Homestuck, n' also of My fuckin Little Pony. Da latta pretty heftily invaded tha main section of OTFF, up in tha form of Hello777 spammin pony macros n' MLFW images (which gots her a two week ban, which only straight-up lasted one dizzle props ta meddlin from a cold-ass lil certain one of mah thugs.)

It also however came up in tha form of what tha fuck amounted ta pony sex chats between Antneecb, RTCity n' Dman. These happened fo' all dem minutes n' then they disappeared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Straight-up few playas enjoyed dis pony takeover (and ta a lesser extent tha Homestuck takeover yo, but most of OTFF was pro-Homestuck n' so up in most of tha users' mindz dat shiznit was all gravy), n' Darkbloxer n' Nikinor up in particular desired ta stem tha tide of pony influence up in tha main sectionz of OTFF.

This obviously didn't happen of course - especially afta Antneecb became incredibly "terrified" of Fluttershy cuz of some gay fanfiction whoz name I won't repeat - n' OTFFz pony would continually leak tha fuck into tha main sections until it died. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Also durin dis time there was a OTFF Minecraft server, which enjoyed popularitizzle fo' all dem weeks n' straight-up came ta be one of tha only thangs OTFF produced. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Somewhere up in tha middle of all that, IronNoob (Robloxz Jizzy Shedletskyz forum) gots involved up in some hilarious OTFF drama, when RTCitizzle called up Demax2 (Stalin) on IN n' Demax threw a hissy fit, thereby causin OTFF n' IN ta explode tha fuck into chaos fo' a funky-ass bit. Both forums was purged of holla'd drama though, n' lil remains. For tha rest of OTFFz history, straight-up lil happened except fo' all dem tiny incidents which don't matter."

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Post by cya on August 18th 2016, 6:27 am

finally, we conclude this chapter of with OTFF MOTHERFUCKING BLOWING UP, which we will follow up with a brief intermission giving a few profiles on some prominent members named earlier:

"Around mid-November, RTCitizzle started ta git like arrogant, toutin dat da thug was "the reason OTFF" was kickin it, basically. Of course, before da perved-out muthafucka started bustin this, da thug was supposed ta be demoted, by Blitz but up in legit OTFF steez Blitx failed n' RT called his ass tha fuck out, startin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitstorm which only ended when Dogman demoted Blitz n' banned RT fo' a entirely different reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Anyways all dem minutes afta dat (Nov 17th, 2011) Dogman basically holla'd anybody whoz ass didn't like his shitty administration should git tha fuck up - which went over bout as well as you'd think. Da only thang dat saved tha dizzle was quick thankin on RT n' Nikinorz parts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Then RT straight-up did start toutin his dirty ass as tha only reason OTFF was kickin dat shit, yo.

This had a lil' bit of truth ta it, since RT posted a shitload mo' than anybody else did yo, but of course no muthafucka believed him, n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitstorm ensued again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When thangs settled down, hood opinion of RTCitizzle had become incredibly negative.

Da dizzle of truth was November 19th, though, as on dat dizzle a poll was posted askin whether RTCitizzle should be banned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! 4 votes was cast fo' permanent ban, 2 fo' temporary ban, 0 fo' no ban. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And then RTCity, up in a move of legit moderator jackassery, deleted tha poll. A shitstorm of OTB levels ensued. In tha disasta dat ensued, Nikinor n' Telamon went wild-ass n' spammed OTFFz main section wit "we aint gonna stop" n' "we will keep postin evidence. RT meanwhile deleted, merged, n' locked away, n' formulated a whole lot of bullshit excuses like “Da poll degraded tha fuck into flaming, so I deleted dat shit. [I should have locked it though.]” n' “Da other threadz was feedin tha fire or was spam, so they was locked or deleted as well”.

No Muthafucka looted dem of course, n' tha shitstorm went on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And then Dogman logged on, a really long chat log trial ensued, n' RTCitizzle came away wit a modest dizzle ban, n' Niki n' Seriousnizz both gots three days. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seems like dis case is close right, biatch? Well you fuckin wrong.

Fuzzeedice (the forma Dman) had managed ta save a HTML file of tha poll. Predictably da perved-out muthafucka sendz it ta Dogman, Dogman goes "Oh fuck I be a retard." n' he immediately reverses his fuckin lil' decision n' bans RTCitizzle forever on tha 21st of November n' shit. Except he failed at it, n' lata on RTCitizzle came back n' laughed at how tha fuck shitty of a admin Dogman was, before he gots deleted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time.

Victory had finally come, at long last fo' tha OTFF peoplez fo' realz. And then Informe broke down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See, Informe was a shitty host, n' inconveniently a thugged-out dizzle afta RTCitizzle was deleted, it broke entirely, cripplin OTFF. For awhile RTCitizzle was suspected but then mah playas just realized dat shiznit was tha host. They begged RTCitizzle ta come back at dis point - they forum was broke n' dyin cuz of tha fact dat without RTCitizzle bout 80% of they posts had vanished tha fuck into smoke - but his schmoooove ass couldn't since Informe broke, n' so RTCitizzle decided ta make OTFF anew, on Forumotion, on tha 27th of November n' shit. Muthafuckas hesitated at first yo, but left wit a cold-ass lil chizzle between suttin' fucked up n' suttin' clean n' freshly smoked up n' not broken, tha outcome was never up in doubt. OTFF took a dirt nap ingloriously, wit mah playas jumpin ship.

To add insult ta injury, as if tha ghetto wanted ta torture tha OTFF crew, all dem minutes afta RT made his OTFF, tha original gangsta was fixed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This was bout three minutes afta tha fact - so of course no muthafucka wanted ta join, fo' there wasn't a point.
Thus ended OTFF, tha forum dat started it all."

END OF CH. 1

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Post by cya on August 18th 2016, 6:37 am

START CH. 2
START CH. 2 INTERMISSION 1

to start off, lets introduce rtcity and a recap of his role in the history we've seen sp far:

General Bio:

Da muthafucka whoz ass do fuckin every last muthafuckin thang fo' dis wiki, n' a muthafucka whoz ass has been round since pretty much tha beginnin of OTx, RTCitizzle be a patriotic n' autistic ponyphile n' troll well known fo' stirring up shit on literally every forum ever. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since his joinin of OTFF back up in August of 2011, dat schmoooove muthafucka has succeeded up in bein one of da most thugged-out buggin, controversial n' flamewar startin playas up in all of OTx. Interpret dat however you'd like yo. Dude also is hyped fo' blowin forums tha fuck up, n' tendz ta be tha muthafucka whoz ass will just spam thangs tha fuck into submission.

History:

RTCitizzle fuckin started his noble history on OTFF by infiltratin OTFF - a gangbangin' forum which da ruffneck detested - by pretendin ta be one of mah thugs da thug was not. This muthafucka was some fellow named TheNamelessOTer, n' it pretty much gots RT hooked on OTx forums. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. In tha beginnin da thug wasn't particularly attached yo, but then he straight-up started postin meaningful content n' shiznit blew up like a muthafucka from there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho yo. Dude quickly became da most thugged-out contributin user ta tha forum of OTFF, which left tha forum up in tha hilarious thang of eventually relyin upon RTCitizzle fo' activitizzle (he ended up makin up 11,000 of OTFFz near 70,000 posts all up in tha end of OTFF) . This had tha fucked up side effect of basically cappin' tha entirety of OTFF when RTCitizzle gots deleted fo' hilarious mod abuse all up in tha climax of tha Downfall of OTFF. RT then pimped tha straight-up short lived OTFF F/Viridia when OTFF took a dirt nap - n' even though dem hoes hated his ass - n' OTFF F went on ta be reasonably successful naaahhmean, biatch? Then it took a dirt nap props ta OTB."

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Post by Mac B on August 18th 2016, 7:58 am

a gangbangin forum which the ruffneck detested
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