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A WELL-DESERVED ASS WHIPPING OF THE MAN WE REFER TO AS DOGMAN

Post by Rubber Band Man on April 30th 2016, 9:07 pm

hello, friends. you know why i made this thread as well as i do. i am simply disgusted by the abhorrent acts that dogman has inflicted upon our sacred forum. therefore, i propose a solution: ban dogman. a simple solution, i would say. how can we stand idly by while dogman shits up our community. dogman has severely reduced the friendly atmosphere that our forum normally facilitates. i would rather be a janitor at mcdonalds than have a 5 minute conversation with dogman. i say we let dogman die in a fiery deets. can we have a forum where dogman doesn't shit up the community? for too long, the tyrant whose ears could suffocate the widest of women like a trash bag draped over an infant, that man whose name can only be described by the most grating and gutteral of all tones - this being a quality that a particularly savage negro tribe may even struggle to attain - this man whose qualification as a human seems almost a misnomer, one george "dogman", has brought terror to the otthunderdomes. when a man looks for his place in the world, he searches his soul deeply for years trying to find out who he is on the inside. this search for a place in the world can take many years, and oftentimes leads one astray. applied in a semi-intelligent way, this can entire range of those with every aspect of her argument to make a bit of face-planting. note the teams and structure, altered dramas about our line and better news source than the polish and everythings for 'someone' to use our forums which can slightly impair the acquisiton of 'fig leaf' understanding. dogman is one of these. 

when one thinks of a prosperous nation, one looks no further than to imagine a happy people; living not perfect lives but lives that suffice to be of good quality. i might perhaps say such about the quality of my life, at least before i met dogman. but gentlemen - as there are no ladies anymore because all of them left certainly due to the presence of dogman - i was unfortunately wrong. because it's a fuckin' fraud, like 90% of everything dogman posts makes it to the front page. i thought I'd seen some lying sons of bitches in my day, but i hadn't seen anything until I began encountering e-peen whores. you want to know what it takes to get modern man to lie through his fuckin' teeth these days? fake internet points. they give up their integrity and honesty for... meaningless internet points. for something of, literally, no worth. if they'll lie for that, can you imagine what they'd do in a situation that actually matters? sometimes i can't stand this fuckin' planet or its skeezy inhabitants. place is a goddamned cesspool. i don't know what i did in a previous life to deserve this, but it must have been something like rape the pope or something to end up here.

notwithstanding the darkest creatures banished to the furthest depths of the human imagination - be they the fiery depths of greek and roman lore or the eternal oblivion divined by the egyptian prophets - has man faced such a foe that only those imaginary yet impossible to discern via the delineations of fanciful prose may render a match of propriety. yet there exists no propriety in the behavior of this one "dogman" - one with the cunning of the darkest man and sans our inherent altruism and morality. it is in this way that the canine aspect of his character is derived, for he is little more than a dog in all ways but his bipedalism - a cruel insult from both man and nature to a creature whose domain is neither. 

to dogman, who is certainly reading this - it is my belief that an acute cancer of the anus is the cause of your stupidity. the only possible treatment is to apply banning for one thousand years, no less, otherwise avoiding dogmanitis may prove impossible.


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Post by He. on April 30th 2016, 9:10 pm

can we get a forum where dogman isn't fucking gay?
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Post by Ugly on April 30th 2016, 9:19 pm

tbh he is a faggot
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Post by Rubber Band Man on April 30th 2016, 9:22 pm

five votes yes - perhaps we CAN live in a world without dogmans shit
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Post by Ugly on April 30th 2016, 10:06 pm

Dogman just needs to stfu in every thread
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Post by Rubber Band Man on April 30th 2016, 10:12 pm

six votes yes to zero no/neutral. will anyone vote no besides dogman and room? probably not
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Post by cya on April 30th 2016, 10:34 pm

i haven't even said anything

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Post by Rubber Band Man on April 30th 2016, 10:36 pm

room wrote:i haven't even said anything
i figured you were asleep cuz its past ur bedtime or something
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Post by toby on April 30th 2016, 10:42 pm

so you're still a believer in the dogman/room anti-otx conspiracy then
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Post by Rubber Band Man on April 30th 2016, 10:53 pm

samoyed wrote:so you're still a believer in the dogman/room anti-otx conspiracy then
let's dispel this fiction that dogman and room aren't in a coalition to destroy otx. i have received word from one of my many valuable sources that they meet weekly to discuss how they can better shit up our community and draw members away and effectively destroy otx. i have even been told that amsk8r is involved. i was surprised, but one really should not be shocked at such news.
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Post by cya on April 30th 2016, 10:55 pm

somebody needs to photoshop me and dogman over isis dudes

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Post by Rubber Band Man on April 30th 2016, 10:57 pm

room wrote:somebody needs to photoshop me and dogman over isis dudes
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Post by cya on May 1st 2016, 12:39 am

Prangot wrote:
samoyed wrote:so you're still a believer in the dogman/room anti-otx conspiracy then
shit

what is this from

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Post by toby on May 1st 2016, 6:37 am

so am i going to get to join the ranks of the banned with such heroes as fd,tomoko and ammy or is this just another opinion poll
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Post by george lucas on May 1st 2016, 8:02 am

room wrote:
Prangot wrote:
samoyed wrote:so you're still a believer in the dogman/room anti-otx conspiracy then
shit

what is this from
its mega
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Post by He. on May 1st 2016, 8:02 am

samoyed wrote:so you're still a believer in the dogman/room anti-otx conspiracy then
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
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Post by toby on May 1st 2016, 8:06 am

bring something fresh or don't bring anything at all nerd
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Post by Ugly on May 1st 2016, 8:07 am

I hope dogman gets banned he is just being a bitch
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Post by toby on May 1st 2016, 8:08 am

ok
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Post by Ugly on May 1st 2016, 8:09 am

Are we done here?
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Post by appaloosa horse on May 1st 2016, 8:10 am

ok - dogman "amsk8r 'flamingdinner "jew mason 'obama' " ' " 328
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Post by toby on May 1st 2016, 8:12 am

really rude of you to forget tomoko for that
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Post by cya on May 1st 2016, 8:28 am

dogman shut up

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Post by appaloosa horse on May 1st 2016, 8:33 am

tomoko is not notably notable enough
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Post by He. on May 1st 2016, 8:39 am

room wrote:dogman shut up
room traitor to the cause?
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